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Creative Cursing: For Insulting Your Enemies and Entertaining You...
by Billie Sue Mosiman

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English

Pages

13

Publication Date

September 16, 2017

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This is not for the faint of heart, anyone easily disturbed by language, or those with sensitivity to the use of curse words. However, if ever at a loss in a verbal confrontation with someone who desperately needs a scourging, this is the exact book to make you a master. Parental Advisory and Explicit Content. 60 Unique and irreverent things you can say in perilous times.<br /><br />You may find this both humorous and essential as a weapon against knobhead people who annoy you. I'm a published novelist and story writer for forty years. I write horror and suspense. This is my first cursing ebook. I hope you find it special.
Girl Crush
by Stephie Walls

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English

Pages

284

Publication Date

September 19, 2017

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I was done.<br /><br />Done with men.<br /><br />Women say it all the time; they get fed up, throw their hands in the air, and vow a life of celibacy—until the next chiseled chest comes into view and then they’re foaming at the mouth and wiping the drool from their chins. But this was different, I really meant it. <br /><br />I’d been manhandled by the last pig that would ever bring his sausage near me. After one of the nastiest divorces in history, followed by some of the crudest and raunchiest dates, I’d decided to bat for the other team. <br /><br />…At least I tried. <br /><br />But creating the next Brat Pack hadn’t been on the agenda. Neither had Collier West. And I wasn’t prepared for finding true love at the end of my gal-pal tryst.
Memes: Funny Whatsapp Fails & Memes: (Funny Memes, Text Fails, Ep...
by Memes

Language

English

Pages

1655

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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Whatsapp Fails and Funny Messages <br /><br />Welcome to this hilarious book for all users of Whatsapp! <br /><br />We've all seen the humor that is created by people chatting on this app and this book combines the best of them with some hilarious memes for you to enjoy also! <br /><br />Warning!! VERY FUNNY <br /><br />memes, funny memes, funny jokes, joke books
Memes: Funny School Memes - School & Classroom Humor - School Fai...
by Memes

Language

English

Pages

2138

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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Memes: Funny School Memes - School & Classroom Humor - School Fails, Jokes, Memes, Nerd, Babes Etc<br /><br />Funny school memes and jokes plus bonus memes is here to enjoy folks!<br /><br />Memes: Funny School Memes - School & Classroom Humor - School Fails, Jokes, Memes, Nerd, Babes Etc
Birthquake
by B.L. Berry

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English

Pages

327

Publication Date

September 19, 2017

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WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to eighteen years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.
Uber Diva: Hot Tips for Drivers and Passengers of Uber and Lyft
by Charles St. Anthony

Language

English

Pages

58

Publication Date

September 18, 2017

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She's sitting on a secret. The Uber Diva teaches drivers tricks of the trade while instructing passengers on how to avoid getting slapped with a 1 Star rating. Meet the freaks, learn the equipment, and see how this diva survived when a drunk driver T-Boned her car. Based on true rideshare experiences in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Dare You To Love Me (A NOLA Heart Novel Book 3)
by Maria Luis

Language

English

Pages

336

Publication Date

September 13, 2017

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<br /><b><i>I dare you to find me the perfect match,</i> she said.</b><br /><br />Luke O'Connor has never turned down a dare. Ever. But that was before his last deployment left the charming playboy a shell of his former self. Now he just wants to be left alone - no hookups, no relationships.<br /><br />Single mother and the CEO of New Orleans' hottest lingerie boutique, Anna Bryce has it all - except that a business can't keep her warm at night. She's determined to find Mr. Right, but can't fight her attraction to Mr. <i>All Wrong</i>, the wounded veteran who says he's not into her.<br /><br /><b><i>I dare you to kiss me,</i> she said.<br />I dare you to love me.</b><br /><br />All Luke has to do is resist her dare - but for the first time in his life, he's betting on losing.<br /><br /><br /><b>Readers dare you to love DARE YOU TO LOVE ME, the third standalone in the NOLA Heart series from Maria Luis. It features quirky characters, a matchmaking dare to end all dares, one hilarious teen and an equally hilarious dog named Sassy, and sexy-times that will melt your kindle. One hot soldier and an HEA guaranteed.<b></b></b>
I Speak Cursive Like A Baby Boomer
by J. Michael Krivyanski

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English

Pages

112

Publication Date

September 16, 2017

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The older we Baby Boomers get; the more we appreciate being a Baby Boomer. The world of today may never know the real value of a mood ring or pet rock. The modern generation may never appreciate the profound fashion statement made by wearing a leisure suit, bell bottom pants or having the disco look. Some schools no longer teach children how to write cursive. It will soon be our secret code unable to be deciphered by the younger generations. Baby Boomers should never be afraid to tell the younger generation exactly what we think of them. We just have to make sure we write it down in cursive for them to read.
Spill: A Minor Epic Comedy
by ND Kalna

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English

Pages

371

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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Have you ever dreamed about opening your own real fake business? How about working and living with macho ex-convicts cleaning up an oil spill? Neither did Luke, but he finished his master’s during the second great depression and, at first sight, fell in love with Emilie, a business-minded woman. Needing to impress her, Luke sallies forth, with his befuddled friend Butterfield, to “disrupt” old industries, just like tech companies disrupt. Unfortunately, the pair don’t have a tech background, only outlandish ideas. Yet, Luke has some success pretending to be Emilie’s boyfriend (twice), so the opportunity for romance is possible, if only his unusual business endeavors, a man with Napoleon’s hat, and the law don’t catch up to him first. <br /><br />"Spill" is partially autobiographical. Within the first week of moving to the South, ND Kalna lived aboard a barge and helped clean up the 2010 BP oil spill. He currently lives in New Orleans.<br /><br />Excerpts from an interview about Spill:<br /><br />Who would enjoy reading this novel? <br /><br />Someone [would enjoy reading this novel] who wants to laugh and read about the rebirth of New Orleans at the time of the BP oil spill. I think a well-read recent college grad would especially enjoy it because I made so many literary references. <br /><br /><br />Why is that? You mention a lot of author’s including Gogol, Cervantes, Lewis Carroll, Dave Eggers, Kipling, Hunter S. Thompson, etc… is it done as a homage? <br /><br />Certainly some of it—the story is partially autobiographical, and while I lived aboard a barge cleaning up the oil spill I read a lot, particularly during my graveyard shifts as a radioman. I would listen for distress calls and read for 8 hours each night. The allusions are meant to add meaning. The original works influenced my novel’s themes and plot, especially the picaresque novels. Like other novels where literature alters the mind of the protagonist, the books kind of take over at points. <br /><br /><br />Tell us more about the autobiographical parts. What were your motivations for writing?<br /><br />Cleaning up the 2010 BP oil spill was such an epic experience, I knew I had to write about it. All kinds of men worked on the spill: Cajuns, blacks, ex-cons, and we lived 4 to a room. Ultimately, the story is about relationships amongst men. However, the seed of the novel is a voice. During my time as a radioman, the captain told me about an oyster boat captain that sometimes rants on the radio. I never actually heard him, but I thought about it for years and eventually wrote about 5000 words of rants that I never actually used.<br />I knew the spill wasn’t enough for a full length novel, but 2010 was such an interesting year. After the cleanup effort ended, I needed a job and many people suggested I open my own business. At the time, New Orleans had this odd, profound energy and so much of city is absurd and playful and bizarre, I knew I had to write a comedy about finding work and the humiliations and triumphs of sallying forth on your own. <br /><br /><br />Do people ever say that a comedy about an oil spill is bad taste? What do you say to them?<br /><br />Absolutely, people have reacted that way. First of all, the spill is only about 30% of the content and the humor during those parts has little to do with the spill. More importantly, people need to develop a sense of humor. They have one in New Orleans. The oil spill workers had a sense of humor. Don’t knock it until you read it. Terrible things happen and it’s important to keep a wide perspective because life will continue. I also think self-pity is the worst of all the emotions. Eclectic optimism is a better emotion to cultivate.
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by Kus Usikanovich

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English

Pages

4156

Publication Date

September 16, 2017

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