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LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1)
by Johnny B. Laughing

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Language

English

Pages

70

Publication Date

March 16, 2015

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<h2>Funny and Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for Kids</h2><p><i>Also available in PAPERBACK and AUDIOBOOK format</i></p><p>Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this awesome collection of jokes and riddles with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny jokes, riddles, wordplay, and humor. Also included are some fun mazes for an added bonus!</p><p><b>Makes a wonderful birthday gift or holiday gift for kids and joke lovers!</b></p><ul><li>100+ funny and hilarious jokes and riddles</li><li>Challenging mazes and puzzles</li><li>Makes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers</li></ul><p>"<b>Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing</b>"</p><p><i>From the book...</i></p><p>Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?<br />A: Hey! What’s shaking?</p><p>♦ ♦ ♦</p><p>Q: Why did the car get a flat tire?<br />A: There was a fork in the road!</p><p>♦ ♦ ♦</p><p>Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?<br />A: Frostbite!</p><p>♦ ♦ ♦</p><p>Q: What do cows make during earthquakes?<br />A: Milkshakes!</p><p>♦ ♦ ♦</p><p>Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?<br />A: He was feeling crummy!</p><p><b>Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!</b></p><p>The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between.</p><h2><i>Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing-out-loud today!</i></h2><br />
Danger Is Everywhere--FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 67 Pages): ...
by David O'Doherty

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Language

English

Pages

256

Publication Date

October 07, 2014

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This fully illustrated, totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything! Dr. Noel Zone, the greatest (and only) dangerologist in the world, is ready to teach readers how to avoid danger at all costs--from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes, to sharks hiding in toilets, to robots disguised as kindly grandmas. After all, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, and we need to be prepared!<br /><div><br /></div><div>With art on every page, this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.</div>
Dinosaur Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids
by Johnny B. Laughing

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Language

English

Pages

15

Publication Date

October 06, 2014

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<h1><em>Funny & Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Kids!</em></h1><p><strong>Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy?</strong> This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!</p><p><strong>This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.</strong></p><ul><li>Funny dinosaur jokes</li><li>Excellent for early and beginner readers</li><li>Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children</li><li>Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud</li></ul><h2>Funny and hilarious dinosaur jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults</h2><p>The Joke King is back with another <em><strong>hilarious joke book</strong></em> full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!</p><p><u><strong>WARNING:</strong></u> This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!</p><h2>From this Funny Joke Book...</h2><p>Q: What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?<br />A: Get out of the way!</p><p><strong>HAHA!</strong></p><p>Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?<br />A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!</p><p><strong>LOL!</strong></p><p>Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?<br />A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!</p><p><strong>HAHA!</strong></p><p>Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?<br />A: Bronco-saurus!</p><p><strong>LOL!</strong></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?<br />A: Dino-mite!</p><h2>Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)</h2><p>Your prehistoric friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This awesome collection of dinosaur jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!</p><h2>Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!</h2><p>Tags: jokes, dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books, dinosaur book, dinosaur jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about dinosaurs, dinosaur books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, dinosaur book, dinosaur book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, dinosaur jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about dinosaurs, fiction, childrens fiction book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes</p>
Fortnite: Battle Royale - The Ultimate Book of Memes
by Supreme Memes

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Language

English

Pages

106

Publication Date

April 15, 2018

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<h1><strong>Fortnite</strong><br /><strong>The Ultimate Book of Memes</strong><br /><br />The <strong>BEST</strong> Collection of <strong>Fortnite Memes</strong> anywhere in the Universe!<br /><br />This book is bursting with <strong>over 100</strong> of the funniest Fortnite memes that will keep fans of the game in hysterics for hours!<br /></h1><p><br /></p><p>Tags: Fortnite, Fortnite Books, Fortnite Memes, Fortnite free on kindle, Kids Memes, Fortnite Kindle, Fortnite jokes, Fortnite free on kindle, minecraft jokes for kids, Fortnite joke book, Fortnite minecraft, funny, comedy, memes, jokes, pikachu, pokemon go memes, memes for children, jokes for children, memes for children, memes, meme, clean memes, clean jokes, ultimate memes, internet memes, memes, hilarious memes, memes free, funny internet memes, meme collection, memes, best memes, memes and funny stuff, awesome memes, memes free, funny memes, memes and funnies, internet memes, ultimate memes, cat memes, memes free, funniest memes, memes and jokes, video games memes, Fortnite game card, Fortnite builders club, Fortnite toys, Fortnite card, Fortnite robux, robux, Fortnite app, Fortnite games, free Fortnite, cheats for Fortnite, Fortnite gift card  </p><p>Please note that the paperback version can only be produced in black and white for now.<br /></p>
Bearded
by Jeremy Billups

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Language

English

Pages

40

Publication Date

June 03, 2015

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In this delightful and silly story written and illustrated by Jeremy Billups you'll get to meet a bear with a beard and tag along as he becomes rich and famous, wins beard-wrestling matches, gets knighted by a queen and meets other animals from all over the world with their very own beards.<br /><br />How long is this bear's beard? Are there really other animals with beards? And what exactly is this bear keeping tucked away in his beard?<br /> <br />This picture book about kindness is perfect as a children's bedtime story and for fans of humorous books that encourage imagination and play such as Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems, The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith, and Oliver Jeffers' Stuck, The Incredible Book Eating Boy, Lost and Found, and This Moose Belongs to Me.
Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain -or- Tinker Bell's Time-Travel Trag...
by MJ Ware

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Language

English

Pages

104

Publication Date

August 14, 2013

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<div><b><i>Special 99<span>¢</span> introductory price for a limited time!</i></b></div> When Zack convinces Zoey to sneak out of line and go looking for Walt Disney's frozen head, he never imagined that they'd actually find it.<br /><br />And Zoey never imagined that Zack would take it home.<div><br /><div><span></span></div><div><span>Over 4 dozen full color images formatted for both color and B&W Kindles. Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain is approximately 25,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.</span></div></div>
Max E. James: Beach Bound (Volume 1)
by J. Ryan Hersey

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Language

English

Pages

68

Publication Date

December 13, 2016

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Looking for a hilarious children’s book that is sure to have your young readers begging for the next chapter? Fans say this family-centered series has kids literally rolling on the floor laughing. Whether they’re just beginning chapter books or reading at an intermediate level, the short chapters are the perfect length for a bedtime story. I have to warn you though, the cliffhangers are popular and have been known to extend bedtime on occasion. Give it a try and I’m confident you’ll soon find the Max E. James series at the top of your child’s reading list.<br /><br />Max E. James can hardly wait for a fun-filled day at the beach with his big brother Cody. The boys will build sand castles, trap crabs, and maybe even bodyboard. But wait—what about that time last summer when Max was bodyboarding, and got totally body-slammed?! Does he even want to chance another face-crushing, sand-in-his-teeth disaster, just for riding a wave? <br />
Revolting Rhymers: Competition Winners
by Puffin

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Language

English

Pages

38

Publication Date

February 06, 2017

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<p><b>The Winning Entries of the most REVOLTING Poetry Competition!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b></b>To celebrate the BBC's new two-part animation of Roald Dahl's <i>Revolting Rhymes</i>, the Roald Dahl Literary Estate launched a poetry competition with a twist, asking chiddlers far and wide to submit their most revolting - and humorous rhymes. We were inundated with thousands of disgusterous entries! To discover our winners, we waded through burps, farts and rotten eggs; bogies, vile stew and goo to find the funniest and most revolting specimens. This eBook contains the crème de la phlegm-hand picked by children's author, songwriter and McFly frontman, Tom Fletcher, and Wales's Children's Poet Laureate, Anni Llyn. </p><p>A huge thank you to our revolting partners Puffin Books, the National Literacy Trust, Literature Wales, Magic Light, and the Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre for all their help and support!</p>
Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure...
by MJ Ware

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Language

English

Pages

123

Publication Date

August 13, 2012

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Formatted for the Kindle Fire as well as black & white kindles--with over 50 full-color images!<br /><br />When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas—the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths.<br /> <br />Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. <br /> <br />They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner — along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce.<br /><br />Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes.<br /><br />Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour.<br /><br />Can you say, Jetpacks?<br /><br />Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
Children's book: Messy Mason (Happy Motivated children's books Co...
by YONIT WERBER

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Language

English

Pages

34

Publication Date

March 01, 2013

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Mason was messy. <br />He was very messy! <br />He didn’t like to clean anything, especially his own room.<br /><br />His mom tried all possible way to convince him to clean his room,<br />But Messy didn't want to. <br /><br />Until one day, something unexpected happened that motivated Mason <br />to do it by himself.<br /> <br />This bed-time children's story tells the tale of Mason and his mom and a fun<br />and easy way to motivate kids to clean their room by themselves, <br />without shouting,<br />nor threatening<br />nor promising all kind of gifts...<br /><br />

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