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Max E. James: Beach Bound (Volume 1)
by J. Ryan Hersey

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English

Pages

68

Publication Date

December 13, 2016

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Looking for a hilarious children’s book that is sure to have your young readers begging for the next chapter? Fans say this family-centered series has kids literally rolling on the floor laughing. Whether they’re just beginning chapter books or reading at an intermediate level, the short chapters are the perfect length for a bedtime story. I have to warn you though, the cliffhangers are popular and have been known to extend bedtime on occasion. Give it a try and I’m confident you’ll soon find the Max E. James series at the top of your child’s reading list.<br /><br />Max E. James can hardly wait for a fun-filled day at the beach with his big brother Cody. The boys will build sand castles, trap crabs, and maybe even bodyboard. But wait—what about that time last summer when Max was bodyboarding, and got totally body-slammed?! Does he even want to chance another face-crushing, sand-in-his-teeth disaster, just for riding a wave? <br />
Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure...
by MJ Ware

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Language

English

Pages

123

Publication Date

August 13, 2012

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Formatted for the Kindle Fire as well as black & white kindles--with over 50 full-color images!<br /><br />When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas—the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths.<br /> <br />Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. <br /> <br />They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner — along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce.<br /><br />Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes.<br /><br />Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour.<br /><br />Can you say, Jetpacks?<br /><br />Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
STAR WARS: Fresh Star Wars Memes 2017! Joke Book – The Force Aw...
by Jimble Bimbleton

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English

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Publication Date

October 12, 2017

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<h2>THOUSANDS of fresh and hilarious memes from 2017 </h2><br /><h3>2 FREE BONUS BOOKS INCLUDED!</h3><br /><br /><b>Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited </b><br />Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.<br /><br />This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place. <br />Unofficial fan created book.<br />Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed…<br />Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised<br /><br />HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! <br />
The Submarine Full of Bees: A Bedtime Story For Kids Aged 5 to 10
by Neil McFarlane

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Language

English

Pages

20

Publication Date

February 09, 2015

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<h2>A Bedtime Story With Added Buzz</h2><br />This story is a little bit different from other stories. Usually stories are about other people but this story is about you. And usually stories are made up but this story is all true. It’s about the amazing underwater adventure you had today with those bees.<br />I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking: I didn’t have an adventure with any bees today!<br />Oh yes you did! But you can’t remember because that magic flower made you forget.<br />Let me explain ...<br /><br />****************************<br /><br /><b>In this humorous and wildly imaginative read-aloud bedtime tale, the listener hears about a submarine expedition he/she embarked upon earlier that day to explore the uncharted depths of a muddy puddle. It's one of the thirty-one stories that make up the critically acclaimed collection <i>A Month of Bedtime Stories</i>, oh yes it is!</b><br /><br /><h2>Reviews of <i>A Month of Bedtime Stories:</i></h2><br /><i>A wonderful book well worth adding to any collection</i> - Book Reviews and Giveaways<br /><br /><i>I loved each one and never once was ready to put the book down</i> - Chodi Kid Books<br /><br /><i>Looney, wacky, imaginative and borderline crazy tales that McFarlane pens with absolute abandon</i> - Grady Harp, Hall of Fame Top 100 Reviewer / Vine Voice<br /><br /><h2>Grab a copy today</h2><br />
Bearded
by Jeremy Billups

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Language

English

Pages

40

Publication Date

June 03, 2015

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In this delightful and silly story written and illustrated by Jeremy Billups you'll get to meet a bear with a beard and tag along as he becomes rich and famous, wins beard-wrestling matches, gets knighted by a queen and meets other animals from all over the world with their very own beards.<br /><br />How long is this bear's beard? Are there really other animals with beards? And what exactly is this bear keeping tucked away in his beard?<br /> <br />This picture book about kindness is perfect as a children's bedtime story and for fans of humorous books that encourage imagination and play such as Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems, The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith, and Oliver Jeffers' Stuck, The Incredible Book Eating Boy, Lost and Found, and This Moose Belongs to Me.
Daddy's Little Girl: (Children's book about a Cute Girl and her S...
by Michael Gordon

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Language

English

Pages

23

Publication Date

June 10, 2017

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<i> Who needs a super hero when you have your dad?</i> Written in beautiful rhyme this is an excellent story that honors all fathers in the world. <br /><br />Here's what readers are already saying about this amazing, inspiring story:<br /><br />"This story is a sweet reminder told in rhyme of how much our children look up to us as their parents. " -- <i>Helen</i> <br /><br />"This is one of the books that are so incredible you just need to share them with everyone" -- <i>Steve</i> <br /><br />"This is a cute book, perfect for kids, talks about all the ways that dads are special, no matter what they do " -- <i>Jenny</i> <br /><br />Who Is Your Biggest Fan And Hero Of Your World? You know the answer would be your Dad! The story explores girls's bond with her dad and his incredible super powers. The little girl always has awesome piggy back rides with daddy. Dad can gobble up any monsters and say they taste like cookies. Dad survives his girl finger painting and makeover sessions. He's always there for all situations from scraped knees to broken hearts.<br /><br /><b>Warning! Cuteness overload, so be ready!</b><br />This book has a great story and fantastic illustrations that will make you happier or just put a smile on your face. <br /><br />You and your kids will love this book...grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.<br /><br /><br />
Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes (Funny ...
by Johnny B. Laughing

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Language

English

Pages

50

Publication Date

August 01, 2015

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<h1>Yo Mama Jokes Bible!</h1><p><em><strong>350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes</strong></em></p><ul><li>Yo mama is so fat…</li><li>Yo mama is so skinny…</li><li>Yo mama is so old…</li><li>Yo mama is so tall…</li><li>Yo mama is so short…</li><li>Yo mama is so stupid…</li><li>Yo mama is so poor…</li><li>Yo mama is so ugly…</li><li>Yo mama is so bald…</li><li>Yo mama is so hairy…</li><li>Yo mama is so lazy…</li><li>Other Yo mama jokes…</li></ul><h2>ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!</h2><p>Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!</p><p>Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!</p><p>Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her!</p><p>Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!</p><p>Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!</p><p>Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible!</p><p>Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!</p><p>Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!</p><p>Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!</p><p>Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!</p><p>Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!</p><p>Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway!</p><p>Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!</p><p>Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!</p><p>Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind!</p><h2>* BONUS INCLUDED *</h2><p><strong>FREE Joke Book Download Included!</strong></p><p>100+ Funny Jokes (see link inside)</p><h2>Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing</h2><p><strong><em>The Joke King</em></strong> is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!</p><p><u>WARNING:</u> This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!</p><h2><em>Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!</em></h2><p><em>tags:</em> yo mama jokes, yo mama, your mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, funny jokes, jokes, joke book,joke gifts, jokes and pranks, jokes and gags, jokes book, jokes for kids, funny jokes for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for adults, jokes and riddles, funniest jokes, best jokes, good jokes, best jokes ever</p>
151+ Funny Yo Momma Jokes: The Funniest Yo Mama Jokes / Your Mama...
by LOL Funny Jokes Club

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Language

English

Pages

32

Publication Date

June 01, 2014

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<h1><em>The #1 Best-Selling Yo Momma Joke Book!</em></h1><p><strong>All yo momma jokes are easy to find by each chapter:</strong></p><ul><li>Yo momma is so fat…</li><li>Yo momma is so skinny…</li><li>Yo momma is so old…</li><li>Yo momma is so short…</li><li>Yo Momma is so tall…</li><li>Yo momma is so poor…</li><li>Yo momma is so stupid…</li><li>Yo momma is so ugly…</li><li>Yo momma is so hairy…</li><li>Yo momma is so bald…</li><li>Yo momma is so lazy…</li><li>Other yo momma jokes…</li></ul><h2>From the best-selling joke book series of the LOL Funny Jokes Club</h2><p>With this MASSIVE collection of <strong>funny yo momma jokes</strong> you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny yo momma jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.</p><ul><li>151+ funny yo momma jokes</li><li>Hilarious yo momma insults and humor</li><li>Hours of funny jokes and entertainment</li><li>Laugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes</li></ul><h2>DID YOU KNOW?</h2><p>Laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today!</p><p><strong>Uses for funny jokes...</strong></p><ul><li>Can aid in story-telling</li><li>Great for conversation starters</li><li>Improves conversation and social skills</li><li>Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful</li><li>Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others</li></ul><h2>Are you looking for funny and hilarious yo momma jokes?</h2><p>Yo momma is so fat… she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 shows!</p><p><strong>LOL</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!</p><p><strong>HAHA</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!</p><p><strong>Funny Yo Momma Jokes!</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so tall… she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon!</p><p><strong>HAHA</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so poor… she can't afford to pay attention!</p><p><strong>LOL</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money.</p><p><strong>Funny Yo Momma Jokes!</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so ugly… that she scares blind people!</p><p><strong>HAHA</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so hairy… you almost died of rug burn at birth!</p><p><strong>LOL</strong></p><p>Yo momma is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind.</p><h2>LOL Funny Jokes Club</h2><p>The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!</p><h2><em>Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!</em></h2><p>If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee!</p><p>Tags: yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, yo momma, yo mama, yo moma, momma, mother, yo mama jokes, mama joke books, ya mama, ya momma, yo mama, yo mama jokes, yo momma jokes, funny joke, yo mama, yo momma, yo moma, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, yo mama jokes, haha, joke, laugh, laughing, giggle, humor, comedy, yo mama, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, joke club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, funny jokes books, funny jokes, funny joke books, funny jokes, jokes, kids jokes, yo mama jokes, april fools jokes, joke book, joke gifts, jokes for dummies, jokes book, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, funny joke books</p>
Mr. McFunny's Soccer Jokes for Kids
by Richard Seidman

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Language

English

Pages

36

Publication Date

July 30, 2016

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Maximillian McFunny scores with soccer jokes, riddles, puns and limericks in this funny book for young athletes and comedians.
Superbunny and the Peas of Doom: A 'read-aloud' bedtime story for...
by Neil McFarlane

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Language

English

Pages

21

Publication Date

October 28, 2014

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<h2>FREE <strike>bunny</strike> funny bedtime story</h2><br />You were out in the woods one day minding your own business and looking for peas when suddenly you fell down a rabbit hole. <br /><br />It was dark down there, but someone placed a carrot in your hand and said, "Eat it." You took a bite and said, "Ow!"<br /><br />"Eat the carrot, not your hand," said the voice.<br /><br />You ate the carrot, the lights came on, and that's when all the trouble started...<br /><br />***********************************************************<br /><br />A "read aloud" bedtime story for parents to read to/with kids aged 5 to 11. The star of the story is "you" (i.e. your child) and the story contains lots of humour to appeal to both children and adults alike.<br /><br /><h2>Scroll up and grab a copy - it's FREE!</h2><br />

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