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Memes: Funny Insults, Put-downs & Comebacks: (Funny Memes, Funny ...
by Memes

Language

English

Pages

1675

Publication Date

September 19, 2017

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FUNNY INSULTS AND COMEBACKS<br /><br />Have you ever been stuck for a great insult to throw at someone annoying? Or been lost for words when a bully puts you down?<br /><br />Well, be stuck no more with this hilarious book containing the best insults and funny comebacks ever!<br /><br />This book will serve you well at school and with your friends and you will be known as the coolest kid in town!<br /><br />So what better way to beat the bullies than by playing them at their own game.<br /><br />Plus, to really excite you, we have included a whole stack of funny memes!<br /><br />Download today FOR FREE with Kindle Unlimited!
Birthquake
by B.L. Berry

Language

English

Pages

327

Publication Date

September 19, 2017

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WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to eighteen years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.
Time Off from Having No Life at All (Flashbytes)
by Philip Loyd

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English

Pages

5

Publication Date

September 18, 2017

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"The thing about the beginning of an acid trip is, wherever you are, that’s where you want to stay. Same thing with cocaine, but with acid it’s not just paranoia, it’s downright confusion. Even if you wanted to get up and go, you wouldn’t know how.<br /><br />"The only thing worse than leaving your safe zone, however, is leaving it from the dark into broad daylight. So we mustered up all the courage we could and made our getaway just before dawn. We ditched the tent and hit the trail down by the creek. We were peaking really hard and fighting off spells of mass confusion, but knew as long as we kept to the trail, we’d be okay."<br /><br />Time Off from Doing Nothing at All is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. It’s another memoir episode, this time starring his good friend Freddy Floozy. You may remember Freddy from such adventures as Eight Days in Angel Fire and Urine Fountain off the 2nd Floor Balcony.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />What are Flashbytes? Catering to today’s ADD masses, Flashbytes are complete stories in 5 minutes or less. <br /><br />Flashbytes are perfect for those brief outbreaks of mental awareness. Read Flashbytes while you’re waiting at the doctor’s office, the DMV, even dropping a deuce. After all, most songs last 5 minutes or less; why not read a story instead?<br /><br />FLASHBYTES: THE WHOLE STORY IN 5 MINUTES OR LESS.<br /><br /><br />
Memes: Funny Memes XTRA Funny Edition: (Funny Jokes, Dank Memes &...
by Memes

Language

English

Pages

1610

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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FUNNY MEMES XTRA FUNNY EDITION<br /><br />Welcome to this hilarious collection of over
NO!
by dakota olsen

Language

English

Pages

6

Publication Date

September 19, 2017

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dont you hate when people ask you to do stuff? well here are clever ways to tell them no.
Rocked
by Stella Andrews

Language

English

Pages

235

Publication Date

September 18, 2017

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Two men – one woman.<br /><br />One man is polished, poised and sophisticated. He is at the top of his game and has the world at his feet. He has a dark side that has led him down a dangerous path and he has lost his way back.<br />Violence, domination, control - he uses desire as a prison. She will never escape him – he won’t allow it. If she runs he will follow – and the punishment will be devastating.<br /><br />One man is crude, filthy and sexy as sin. He is riding high and desired by thousands. He is lost and broken inside and craves the one thing he can’t have. He is her protector, her rock. The trouble is, she is fast becoming his world – can he live without her?<br /><br />One Woman - beautiful, sexy with an innocence that converts well to sin. Desperate to belong and desperate to love. Lost and addicted to a man she hates. Now she will run but she cannot hide for long. He will come for her and it will be at a price she can’t afford to pay.<br /><br />There will only be one winner and the stakes are high. If the secret comes out – the world will Rock! <br /><br /> This is a standalone novel with a HEA and NO cheating!<br />This is one wild romance with a happy ever after guaranteed. If you like your books a little dirty that leave you panting, jump right in and leave your panties at the door!<br />If you are easily shocked – you may want to move away now.<br /><br />
Uber Diva: Hot Tips for Drivers and Passengers of Uber and Lyft
by Charles St. Anthony

Language

English

Pages

58

Publication Date

September 18, 2017

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She's sitting on a secret. The Uber Diva teaches drivers tricks of the trade while instructing passengers on how to avoid getting slapped with a 1 Star rating. Meet the freaks, learn the equipment, and see how this diva survived when a drunk driver T-Boned her car. Based on true rideshare experiences in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Mental Hoarding : A Fifty Year Collection of Non-Disposable Thoug...
by Steve Bonham

Language

English

Pages

160

Publication Date

September 20, 2017

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If you were offered a $100 bill or the $5 bill next to it, which would you take? Are you sure? If you stumbled upon a crystal ball allowing you a look into your future, would you take a glance? What power is found in "throwing the ball", a ten second compliment or a short note of encouragement placed inside a lunch bag? <br />With an intriguing combination of wit and intellectual storytelling, Steve Bonham brings fifty years of thoughts, wonder and observations to life. From the humorous, “How was Jesus light enough to walk on water but so heavy that he left footprints in the sand?” to the quizzical, "Why can the President of the United States lie on a daily basis without consequence yet service members under his command face a court-martial if they do so?”, Bonham engages the readers and consistently challenges them to expand their thought processes. <br />Have you ever considered?<br />• What colleges really should be teaching? <br />• Did you know your baby actually DID come with an instruction manual? <br />• Are you taking advantage of every talent you’ve been blessed with or are you, as a coach once said, merely a “steak eater and bus rider?”<br /><br />Life is built largely from our thoughts. Healthy thoughts answer those questions and need to be acquired and guarded. <br /><br />You've read this far so why not dive in and let the mental hoarding begin!<br />
zenemyvika
by Siste Nushenkin

Language

English

Pages

1689

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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zenemyvika
Memes: Funny Whatsapp Fails & Memes: (Funny Memes, Text Fails, Ep...
by Memes

Language

English

Pages

1655

Publication Date

September 17, 2017

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Whatsapp Fails and Funny Messages <br /><br />Welcome to this hilarious book for all users of Whatsapp! <br /><br />We've all seen the humor that is created by people chatting on this app and this book combines the best of them with some hilarious memes for you to enjoy also! <br /><br />Warning!! VERY FUNNY <br /><br />memes, funny memes, funny jokes, joke books

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